You remember Butters, right? The guinea pig that’s named after my favorite condiment? Well Butters has three guinea pig “siblings” that wanted their portraits done as well. Completed: July 9, 2010 Soundtrack: The Pretenders Beverage: Nothing yet; where the heck’s my coffee?

I can’t make this stuff up.

When I was at the MTV Movie Awards gift suite earlier this month, I was talking to someone about painting her cat. “Can you paint him with a fedora and cigar?” she asked. “He’s very sophisticated.” I assured her, “That’s not the strangest request I’ve ever received. It’s not even the strangest request I’ve received […]